Hey, who stuffed up this boardbill?
- Website hadonejob.com celebrates job bloopers
- Today we share with you humanity's glorious incompetence
- We also reveal the origin of the phrase "you had one job"
YOU have one job while reading this. Try not to spit your lunch on your computer monitor or handheld device.
This story is about a very funny website dedicated to stuff-ups. That website, in all its bungling beauty, is hadonejob.com.
Hadonejob.com is dedicated to all those hard-working but not particulary bright or gifted workers who had one simple task to perform but failed miserably.
For example, here's a tree some genius planted in the sidewalk. As in, they actually planted it in the sidewalk when there was a nearby patch of dirt set aside for it. Bugger.
Well, if you were landing a plane and only missed by a metre that wouldn't be too bad Source:
Here's some toilet humour which is actually amusing. You might say this is a funny dunny.
Well, at least women can't complain when the seat is left up Source:
And while we're in the bathroom, here's a railing that might have been installed with just a smidgin more care.
What goes up should actually come down Source:
Sure, you can bag the workmanship here, but does anyone else wish they had boomgates like these at the airport?
In further good news, there's not much of a queue for the pre-pay machine Source:
Here's a bit of a bad thing. Looks like someone needs some Easy-Off Bam.
Put a "T" in front of the word "rust". Problem solved! Source:
There's a really interesting back story to the whole "you had one job" thing and it involves an Academy Award-winning special effects guy from the movie Jurassic Park called Phil Tippett.
Tippett was credited in the movie as the "Dinosaur Supervisor". As we all know, the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park break free and unleash all kinds of prehistoric havoc. So the joke pretty much goes: you had one job, Phil. One job. Supervise the dinosaurs!
And how did Phil go at his job? About as well as the goofball efforts pictured above, that's how well.
Now, I know a lot of you will relish this opportunity to say "you had one job today Sharwood, write a real story. Some real news, anything. Just be a real journo."
Actually, most of you will call me "Derwood", and will dismiss even the vaguest chance of my ever doing a real news story - a reality my editor has long since come to terms with.
To you I boldly reply, "impossible is nothing".
And if you don't believe me, just look at the logo on this beautiful piece of footwear.
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